Skocz do zawartości

[Performance] Rowerowy Rap


uszolot10

Rekomendowane odpowiedzi

Napisano

 

I know you don't understand

How could I spend 5 grand on a bike

You think that's absurd

Well, there's only one answer and there's only one word

 

It's performance!

I don't think you understand

Riding with finesse is more than trackstand

I got a word of advice for all of you hipsters

Go and get yourself some great set of shifters

I dropped 2 G's on my Dura Ace

I caught one race and now I'm setting the pace

My brakes are tuned up, I can stop on a dime

When I'm in the pack I'm always holding a line

My bike is so light and dialed in just right

I've got my seat raised to just the right height

So I can pedal with efficiency, don't mess with my cadence

I pedal to the beat, how you think I made this?

 

It's all about performance

That's the name of the game

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain

Performance, that's the name of the game

And I always ride through the pain...

 

All these hipsters think they're so tricky

With the messenger bags on the back on a fixie

Pedaling quickly down the hill

Don't blow out your knees and take a spill

An anodized chain? Cards in your spokes?

How can you ride? Your pants are a joke.

You can barely get your hands on you handlebars

Looking kind of shaky when you're weaving through cars

You think it makes you look like a courier?

It really just makes you look girlier

Is that a steel frame from 1988?

You might as well use it as an anchor weight

 

It's all about performance

That's the name of the game

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain

Performance, the name of the game

Carbon fork, carbon stem, an aluminum frame...

(God, I gotta get a carbon frame!)

 

24/7 I'm in nothing but spandex

Cutting through the wind 'cause I'm aerodynamic

And when I slam it, it makes you look inert

Now I'm beating uphills like my name was Eddy Merckx

With my endurance, you don't stand a chance

My cardiovascular fitness level is right up there with Lance

Doing what I can to shave off a second

I shave my legs, my girl, she doesn't get it

I'm embalming my skin, but I'm never doping

Electrolyte smoothies every morning for my focus

I smoke my opponents anyhow, anywhere

Try to hang with me - I'll have you pedaling square

 

It's all about performance

That's the name of the game

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain

Performance, that's the name of the game

And I never feel the pain

It's all about performance

That's the name of the game

I pump up my tires and I oil my chain

Performance, that's the name of the game

And I always ride through the pain...

 

 

Żeby nie było - Ja to pokazałem IvanoviMTB - miał to w podpisie.

 

Komentujcie:D

  • 1 miesiąc temu...

Zarchiwizowany

Ten temat przebywa obecnie w archiwum. Dodawanie nowych odpowiedzi zostało zablokowane.

×
×
  • Dodaj nową pozycję...